The New Avengers: Dirtier by the Dozen (1977)


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I'm not going to lie to you - I'm about to embark on a squee-fest the likes of which you have never witnessed before. There will be no talk of great acting or clever characterization, NO. Just a whole paragraph about how mind-blowingly beautiful every part of this man is. So if you can't stand to listen to a girl dribbling on about some man's Adonis-like body, move on to the caps or leave. And now...

:::squee squee squee::: You will notice first that there are 261 screen caps, totalling over 22 megs. I gave up trying to choose the best ones eventually and there are whole sequences that are simply slow motion extraction. OMG I want to lick every part of him, head to foot. Psycho in cammo with big guns. Can you say "yum?" I seriously lost it when he started running his fingers through his hair - and then left it all rumpled. The "someone is gonna get spanked" face (used liberally throughout) has been haunting my dreams for days. This "unbuttoned" thing is really sexy - and so unlike him! The man is a God - admit it, and we'll move on... Does anyone else find what happens to a wiry, muscular body when it's attached to a powerful, rapidly firing rifle unbearably sexy to watch?