Did you ever do something on film you regretted for the rest of your life? Little did John know when he signed this contract that 30 years later some obsessed fan would post pictures on her website for the world to oogle. Let that be a lesson to you - I know it won't help you sleep at night, John, but you can at least take heart that you brought a little joy into the lives of women (and lets face it, probably some men) everywhere. Except Eliza, of course, who never does say "yes" to John in spite of the following specticle - go figure.
